The inner id.

Something to mess with everyone.

I was recently banned from libtards for a post.

I am in all essences a conservative. But. What I ask is more a philosophical stance.

So I pose to you, the liberal 'tard community.

Make war, not love,

Unless you like killing

Never truer words have been spoken.

Heros are born of a battlefield, to kill with a purpose is to be a Hero.

Discuss. Moreover, interpet each statement to your personal beliefs, without political regard. I fully expect to be banned for this post. Because to agree with the preceeding is to agree with a moral code. Is to define oneself as a conservative as defined by today's limited system of beliefs. Even in the denial of the first statement is to define oneself so.

I seek nothing more than true debate. If you respond to this with a one-line statement, you are a libtard and deserve your label. What I seek is real debate from real people. Real people define what I seek. Real people understand who I am and what I represent.

Real people understand I hate braniwashed asstards, real people know I respect people for who they are. Real people will join my movement. Real people know the truth lies somewhere between the lies between each party.

Real people seek this truth. Real people will defy the beliefs of the party for their own.

Ban me if you like. Prove you are what you claim to be by letting me speak.

More fun from Libtards

The Contards discover fictional character Betty Bowers [a side project/spin-off from Landover Baptist]. One wants to strangle her to death. Another seems to want to torture her to death. But my favorite comment is reprinted here in full:

"These people are the true enemy. They are the "American taliban." These people need to be rooted out, tried for treason and then jailed or deported. It's those on the idiot left that want to see the traditional family destroyed, the tradition Christmas destroyed and ultimately the traditional United States destroyed. They want to usher in their "New Age" of perverted ideas and hedonistic behavior. They secretly root for bin laden and his minions to win, too stupid to realize that they themselves will find their heads in the islamic chopping block faster than any devout Catholic or Baptist. Idiots. Shout them down wherever you hear them. Antagonize them when they protest, and when one of them foolishly takes a swing at you give them the beating of their lives."

Full post and all comments here:

contard of the week: indianajones528

i nominate indianajones528 as contard of the week.

why? because he's an 18 year old white male from florida who feels that the president and this administration has done a FINE JOB in "helping" the people hurt by Katrina. he posts all of this on a thread started on the topic of Kanye West's comment "Bush doesn't like black people" (which is turning out to be true).

i could list all of the reasons he's a bona fide contard, but just read this post yourself. the guy is so completely uneducated it's not funny. he never backs ups his claims on anything, yet insists that "we liberals" need to answer his questions. you can pick up the majority of his comments here

yeah, typical contard for ya! and i'm sure i can find a ton more from that post alone, but we'll stick with this one idiot for now.

please note, that above post is huge, but it's worth the time to read. eventually indianajones528 gets banned, so he can't reply to any more comments. which is too bad because his stupidity is seriously amusing.
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Don't Forget to Wrap Your Penis in a Garbage Bag

The Bush administration is sending a very clear message to Ugandan people: Your penis is garbage- not worth saving.

Picture this: A romantic, albeit humble dinner for two, a little kissing, light petting (inside or outside of marriage - what's a little fun?), maybe some music. Two consenting adults who would like to put on a condom. They're smart enough to want to protect themselves. These people are in the mood. Maybe they should abstain. Maybe he should send this lovely girl home and splash some cold water on himself because the U.S. government has already budgeted about $8 million this year toward NOT PROTECTING PEOPLE!

What does the young Ugandan couple do? They wrap it in a garbage bag and hope for the best! Thanks PEPFAR!

"U.S. abstinence push may be hurting AIDS fight"
U.N. official says policy is leading to severe shortage of life-saving condoms

Updated: 2:19 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - The U.S. government’s emphasis on abstinence-only programs to prevent AIDS is hobbling Africa’s battle against the pandemic by downplaying the role of condoms, a senior U.N. official said on Monday.

*I would like, just once, for the Bush administration to sacrifice idealogy in favor of effectiveness.

some good Bush quotes

here are some quotes that helped me realize how intelligent our president is. haha jk. but these are absolutely hilarious.

"they misunderestamated me"

"home's are important. it is important to have a home."

"one of the great things about books is that they sometimes have great pictures."

"i think we agree. the past is over."

"i hope we get to the bottom of this answer"

"i know what i believe. i will continue to articulate what i believe. i believe what i believe is right."

"families is where our nation finds hope; where wings take dreams"

"it's clearly a budget. it's got a lot of numbers in it"

"you teach your child to read, he or her will pass their literacy test."

"i understand small buisness growth. i was one."

"it's about past seven here so we're actually in different time lines."

"i don't read what's handed to me"

"i'm sure you can image it's an unimaginable honor to live here"

that was just a few. if you like them then maybe i'll post more later:)
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Bush Bashing Fizzles...

Wow, according to this story, we must have gotten tired of squawking about what a big dumb fuckhead our president is.

The American people have shouted themselves hoarse against this folksy dimwit/idealogue long enough to get discouraged. Hey, here's another insult to the American people that goes by the name of Bolton (not the singer).

For fuck's sake man, how much longer?

Another Thoughtless Loudmouth Guy Lacking Restraint

I think we've all said stupid, regrettable things at some point or another...

We'll just have to accept your apologies later, or else maybe you've been misunderstood. Clearly, someone must have taken your comments out of context and twisted whatever it was you were trying to say. You didn't mean that. Afterall, you are a culturally sensitive American in a position of power. Maybe you'll tell us that you've done some soul searching and say something about being regretful... blah blah blah... At any rate, it's time to start backtracking, Congressman Tancredo. Be sure and mention that you have Muslim friends.

"Congressman Threatens Islamic Holy Sites"

"Well, what if you said something like — if this happens in the United States, and we determine that it is the result of extremist, fundamentalist Muslims, you know, you could take out their holy sites," Tancredo answered.

"You're talking about bombing Mecca," Campbell said.

"Yeah," Tancredo responded.